citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

(via silverlullabies)

dingoinnuendo:

hAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR MOOD JUST GOES

(via brittany-keala)